Joke of the Day: Mbeki, Zuma, Fraser-Moleketi and Dlamini-Zuma

Mbeki, Jacob Zuma, Geraldine Fraser-Moleketi and Manto Tsabalala Msimang were flying together in the President’s jet. Thabo Mbeki suddenly said: “You know what. I can throw a R500 right now out of this window and make someone happy.”

Jacob Zuma said: “I can throw five R 100 notes out of the window and I will make 5 people unbelievably happy.”

Geraldine said: “I will give government employees 7.25% salary increase and make millions happy”.

Manto said : “I will can throw ten R 50 notes out of the window and make 10 people very, very happy.”

The one pilot looks at the other and says:
“Listen to those 4 showoffs at the back… I can throw all 4 of them out of the window right now and I will make the whole country very happy!”

 

Author: RJ Thomas

RJ Thomas is an International Relationship Builder. He was born in South Africa, and moved to China in 2013.

  • NOMTIE

    thats not funny at all.

     
  • boring as hell

     
  • Madonna

    Lol…yea some of us will be happy

     
  • Thuthuka

    Not funny come up something better.

     
  • jessica

    well that joke ain’t funny at all. and that person who wrote that,………well i don’t think you have much of a sense of humour

     
  • cammy

    VERY GOOD LOL

     
  • Zinhle

    Sux!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

     
  • THEMBANI

    LAW OF SOUTH AFRICA IS THE LAW THAT EVERY MEN THINK IS NOT THE MEN BECOUSE THE PRISONS ARE PRADE OF BEING GANG

     
  • mthulisi

    thats a very very boring joke sis

     
  • mpho

    LOL! that was funny$!

     
  • lazola

    that is a bad joke to tell it has been done and dusted

     
  • Royal

    Trully speaking it sucks like hell

     
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