1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.
2. Nice legs…what time do they open?
3. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
4. You’ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
5. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
6. I’m a bird watcher and I’m looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher. Have you seen one?
7. Wanna play army? I’ll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
8. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you All day long for a quarter.
9. Oh, I’m sorry, I thought that was a Braille nametag.
10. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?
11. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
12. You must be the limp doctor because I’ve got a stiffy.
13. If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
14. (Look down at your crotch) Well, it’s not just going to suck itself.
15. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
16. Screw me if I’m wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom?
17. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my floor.
18. My name is (name)…remember that, you’ll be screaming it later.
19. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
20. Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
21. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why? Don’t you like pizza?
22. Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I???
23. Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.
24. I lost my puppy. Can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
25. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let’s get you out of these wet clothes.