You Need Leykis 101 Before It’s Too Late

I’ve adapted this for South Africa…

Leykis 101 is a series of tenets developed and promulgated by US radio personality Tom Leykis designed to teach male listeners how to achieve the most sex within the least amount of time, effort and money. Followers are called “Leykis 101 Students“, and Leykis is “The Professor.” Though only men are true Leykis “students,” women are encouraged to listen to learn how men behave and think. Leykis’ 101 class is currently held on The Tom Leykis Show on Thursdays.

The content of Leykis’ show, while popular with listeners, elicits strong media criticism. His show has been described as “five hours of women-hating venom” hosted by “a peddler of misogyny and misinformation, a radio shock jock who promotes gross simplifications as facts and confuses shrill tones with dialogue.” Leykis, however, acknowledges he courts controversy to generate interest, claiming “this is a business, and my job is to get the largest number of listeners I can get.”

The Date: Leykis 101 students are cautioned against spending more than R200 on a date. Leykis believes that expensive dinners, pricy gifts, elaborate flowers and the like do not increase the chances of sex. Why R200? Because when you go to the ATM, it is the most common fast cash option.

If a woman does not “put out” (i.e., consent to sex) by the third date, a Leykis 101 student should “dump that bitch” (”DTB” for short) because she has no intention of ever doing so, according to Leykis.
Use a condom every time during sex: Men should be responsible for birth control and always wear a condom regardless of what the woman claims. Students never rely on the woman’s declaration that she’s using a contraceptive, says Leykis.

He instructs students to flush their used condoms down the toilet, but because this is sometimes inconvenient or impossible, students are encouraged to carry hot sauce to pour inside their used condoms. According to Professor Tom, several women have attempted to impregnate themselves with the sperm inside spent condoms to extort child support payments. Leykis advises men who use the ‘hot sauce method’ to “get out as soon as they hear a scream”, a probable indicator that the woman has tried to self-inseminate.
Whom not to date: Single Mothers: Leykis insists that some men have been ordered by the courts to pay child support to their former wives, even though they were not the biological father of her children. This, he asserts, financially ruins the men for many years making them unable to start a new life with another woman or enjoy the money they earn.

Women who use a cell phone during a date: Leykis claims such women do not consider the date important and are probably arranging a later date with another man.

Women in Groups: Leykis claims that they make sure no sex happens. This is especially true if a date unexpectedly shows up with an uninvited girlfriend, as they’re scamming for free food or need an excuse to leave, without you.

Coworkers: Leykis claims dating coworkers risks being sued for sexual harassment and leads to awkward working relationships. Tom does make exception if you don’t care about your job or wouldn’t mind quitting or getting fired as a result of dating a coworker.

Facts of life

Leykis claims that the more money a man makes, the more attractive he is to females.

Leykis claims that “young and hot girls” are a natural substitute for Viagra and Cialis.

Leykis also claims that until a student’s career is established, he should not have girlfriends. He often quotes empirical evidence as justification for not getting married.
Cell phones and dating

If a female answers a cell-phone call, or responds to text messages, in the middle of dinner, Leykis advises that the male should immediately get up and leave. He justifies this as follows:

* It is possible that the caller is another man who she is going to have sex with when she finishes her date.
* If the caller is one of her children, the man is already violating Leykis’ ‘no-single-mothers’ rule.
* If the call is work related, and is deemed more important than the man now, it will always be more important.

Leykis believes if a woman deems a 101 student unimportant enough that she feels comfortable answering her cell phone during the date, she is not sufficiently interested in having sex with the man. Leaving immediately, he advises, would save the man a good deal of money. In contrast, he believes the man should always carry a cell phone on dates. Leykis’ logic follows that a man ignoring a woman for a work related call will actually make him look more “important and in control”, thereby drastically reducing the “waiting period” women observe before having sex with men they’re dating. Leykis claims that a woman will try to test a man, trying to focus his attention on her and, he believes, there’s a good chance that sex might be part of the attention-getting hunt.
Don’t answer the phone on weekends

Leykis admonishes his students against answering their telephones on weekends, giving the impression that they are busy and important people. Answering a woman’s calls (and generally being accessible to her) is not the way to do this, he advises. As justification, Leykis usually quotes what he believes is a basic rule of humanity: “we want what we can’t have.”

Checkout the full and complete Leykis 101 Tenents here.

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