Mixing with cast of Scandal and meeting beautiful women

Genevieve HowardTonight I went to the recording of a special episode of eTV soap, SCANDAL with my friend Sieraaj Ahmed, a journalist at You magazine. I met the gorgeous Genevieve Howard, formally a Goodhope FM DJ and several other beautiful women. What’s funny about her is that she looks pretty plain most of the time in her characters she plays on television, while in real life she is absolutely stunning. And for this particular episode they cast was all dressed up and done up. Eventually I walked away with the phone number of one of the other woman who was on set. Maybe I should have charmed or “gamed” Genevieve some more but at the time she was engaged to her co-star Clint Brink.

Every time I opened my mouth the things that came out were witty and sometimes even cocky and funny. One woman was going on about being worth a lot more and some guy not being able to afford her. I said while passing by…”this is the sound of a woman who doesn’t have a lot of sex…” She was okay but nothing to write home about compared to the other women at CARFAX, the venue. And I certainly saw that bitchy attitude a mile away.

Lesson learned: Talk to celebrities like normal people, and tease the women like you would any other women. Don’t be like all the other guys trying to buy them drinks, instead just be cool, calm and collected without seeking their approval. They are just people like you and me, they eat, drink, and fart like we all do, even Genevieve Howard.

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Great Places in Johannesburg To Meet Women

I’ve been around Joburg many times and these days I observe social interaction in a very different light. Firstly I pay attention to the amount of women and also the quality. No this is subjective and its my own opinion and you have yours. And so I would like to list a few places I have fund superb to meet really attractive women are as follows:

1. Rosebank between Mall and The Zone on a Sunday morning/afternoon
2. Eastgate on a Friday afternoon or Saturday.
3. Oriental Plaza on Saturday morning/afternoon (difficult to approach because most girls / women are with mothers or boyfriends)

Where do you think is the best place in Joburg or Cape Town? Post your comment.

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Jane Austin’s Pride and Prejudice

Pride and PrejudiceJane Austen fans will love this youthful, fresh investigation of the story but in addition to that, the film is thoughtfully faithful to the novel’s themes and to Austen’s style, which makes it elegant, romantic and completely charming. It has won four Oscar nominations…

Director: Joe Wright
Cast: Keira Knightley, Donald Sutherland, Judi Dench, Brenda Blethyn, Rosamund Pike, Matthew Macfadyen.
(127 min.)

  • Keira Knightley is nominated as Best Actress
  • Sarah Greenwood has been nominated for Art Direction
  • Jacqueline Durran has been nominated for Costume Design
  • Dario Marianelli has been nominated for the Music Score.

Do we need another “Pride and Prejudice”? The 1940 version with Greer Garson and Laurence Olivier is an absolute gem, as is the 1995 BBC-TV series with Colin Firth and Jennifer Ehle. There have also, over the years, been 8 other TV versions. One might imagine that there is no new cinematic thought to be had about this venerable classic. It was, after all, written in 1813. What can a book written 193 years ago possibly have to say about love and marriage to the “Bridget Jones” generation? The answer to that is “everything”. Austen’s novel is about three young women trying to retain control over their own lives and happiness. They are fighting to achieve a sense of self-esteem and purpose. They are hindered by their families and the social values of the day which entrenched the rights and dominance of men in their culture. That made it impossible for women to make free choices. For young women to work and be independent would be a scandal for which they would be ostracized. In the marriage market a woman’s manners, morals looks, and child-bearing ability could be scrutinised and discussed publicly as if they were cows at auction but any man who shows an interest in marrying them, is welcomed without question, no matter his age or how hideous he is, as long as he can give her money a home and a place in society.

Keira KnightleyIt was a brutal world for intelligent, independent women and within it Jane Austen was a proto-feminist. Back in 1813 when Austen herself was a spinster of modest financial means and no social standing, she knew everything there was to know about how the world’s dice were loaded against women. That’s why this book is about a mother so desperate to marry off her daughters that she will shove then into the arms of anyone who asks, even a handsome rascal or an odious bore. It’s about women who must choose to go in dull, loveless marriages because it’s better than becoming spinster dependent on the charity of others. It’s also about the tragedy and terrible choices that faced clever, gifted women if they want to avoid a life of dingy dependence. For them marriage was seldom about love. There were mergers made for reasons of status and mobey. The story offers us three young women, Lizzie Bennet (Keira Knightley), her sister Jane (Rosamund Pike) and her best friend Charlotte (Claudie Blakely), who must make those tough choices.

They all live together in a small rural town that is set upon its ear by three male visitors. There’s Mr. Bingley (Simon Woods) a wealthy man who rents the stately home of Netherfield for the summer. He has a friend, the reserved and haughty Mr. Darcy (Matthew Macfadyen) and the third visitor is an obsequious social climber, a country parson Mr. Collins (Tom Holland). Every mother in the district decides that her daughter will marry one of these three. Mrs. Bennet (Brenda Blethyn) a pushy, vacuous woman mounts a campaign to secure these men for her daughters and the resulting intrigues are sufficiently well-known. The freshness and originality of the film lies in the interpretation of young director Joe Wright, who makes some dazzling choices, like casting young actresses who are the same age and the girls in the book. This has never been done before and it brings a youthful emotional energy to the film.

Mr Darcy and LizzieWright also decides to show us that the Bennet family is far from rich and are perched on the edge of a social decline. He shows this in the film’s very first shot. Lizzie Bennett is returning from a pre-breakfast walk. She wearing sturdy boots and the hem of her dress is muddy. The Bennett barnyard is in disarray and as she enters the house we are struck by the genteel shabbiness and disorder of the room. The point is obvious. The Bennett’s are broke. They may have social position but their father Mr. Bennet (Donald Sutherland) lacks business acumen and personal drive. He’s a lazy, self-involved man who will retire to his library to read while his livelihood and his estate slip into chaos around him. Sutherland’s performance is superb. He reveals the indolence and selfishness of a man who has given up on life. It’s easy to make this character into a comic figure but Sutherland makes him darker and sadder, a man whose life is falling apart but he has neither the energy nor the will to do anything about it.

It is no wonder that their mother (Brenda Blethyn) is so obsessed with finding rich husbands for her daughters. It would be easy to play her for laughs as well, but at her naïve and foolish level of understanding, she is in despair and she is motivated partly by her own desire to have a daughter who might support her in her penurious old age, but at some level she also wants her daughters to make a better marriage than she did. Deborah Moggach’s acutely witty script script and the intelligent cast constantly reveal the irony and cool, hard-edged sophistication of Jane Austen’s moral view. No previous film has put misplaced pride, social snobbery and the issue of money so precisely at the centre of the story of “Pride and Prejudice”, even though that’s where Jane Austen always wanted it to be in her novels.

Keira Knightley does her best screen work to date her as the vivacious, intelligent Lizzie, who can see how dire her situation is and how awful her family can be but her loyalty, generosity and self-esteem temper all her actions. She makes us feel how sad it would be if a woman of her spirited temperament were forced to fit into a polite marriage to dull man. Knightley is Lizzie Bennett to the life but while she has the lion’s share of the film, she is not it’s only star. Austen created one of her most sublime comic figures, Lady Catherine de Bourg, a woman of great wealth and extreme snobbishness who married for wealth and status. Her only joy in life is to praise herself and to insult others. She’s the ultimate example of the tragedy of a marriage of convenience, a woman with great strength of character who was forced to squander herself as a trophy wife to man who never cared for her as a woman.

Judi Dench is striking in this role, hitting every note of vanity and spite that this nasty old bat has to offer. Dench’s look is also an indication of the intelligence of this film. She alone wears her hair in the pompadour style of the previous century. Her clothes are magnificent but they are 30 years out of date. She’s decked out in the grand style of a portrait by Reynolds or Gainsborough, a poignant display of a woman hanging onto her lost youth and beauty with all the tenacity that money and pride can inspire. She’s like a pantomime dame in the presence of all these fresh, young girls in the simple delicate fashions of the new century and for all the high comedy that Dench produces, there’s this core of anger and spite, the price she pays for a life bartered for status and material possessions.

The rest of the cast are all gloriously young, with Rosamund Pike as Jane reminding us exactly why that old cliché about “the perfect English rose” was coined. As Mr. Bingley, Simon Woods is delightful, a lively, spontaneous fresh-faced youth who strives for the grand manner of a wealthy landowner but rapidly collapses into his natural youthful high spirits. The only performance about which is was not wholly certain was that of Matthew Macfadyen who plays the haughty Mr. Darcy. He has the right, rugged, glowering look but he does an interesting thing. He suggests that the formality of Darcy’s manner is actually shyness. He’s unsure about how to handle women, so he has retreated into the pose of despising them all as a silly creatures, which is a safe place to be, but when he meets one who is intelligent, well-read, and articulate, with a natural grace and spirit he’s scared out of his wits. He’s convinced himself that all women are fools but when he finds one who is not, he feels foolish himself and blunders his way into trouble. It’s an interesting reading but Matthew Macfadyen is perhaps too formal and understated to give the right romantic flourish to the ending. He’s more Heathcliff than Darcy.

That said the film is a joy, quite different from Ang Lee’s “Sense and Sensibility” which remains the best, most completely engaging and truest screen treatment of an Austen novel. But Joe Wright’s “Pride and Prejudice” runs it a close second. He has a sound visual sense and the skill to pull this kind of historical drama off to perfection. I sincerely hope he keeps working in this period genre because a Joe Wright version of “Wuthering Heights” or “The Tenant of Wildfell Hall” would be something to look forward to.

Republished with permission from Barry Ronge, South Africa’s #1 movie critic. Please visit his movie review website Rather Ronge

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Mandi’s Feedback on Ramon’s Girlfriend Marketing Plan

My friend Mandi, 31 from Pretoria wrote back with this lengthy response to my Girlfriend Marketing Plan.

My comments in Red

My remarks are not intended to start a battle of the sexes, but it might be good for you to just ponder on it a bit:

I fall into the category of “older” women so this is really from our point of view and not a bitter Women’s Lib ranting. In my experience when an older guy looks for a younger woman, it might be that he cannot handle the independence and maturity of a woman his own age or older and wants someone he can mould into the shape/person he feels comfortable with. I am not saying that it is necessarily the case with you, but bear in mind that many women are going to view your plan and I am giving you the low and lower of what may emanate.

I’ve dated several older women. And maybe I couldn’t handle them at the time but I don’t put up with bullshit, hang-ups about sex and insecurities.

This is the perception of all women I know my age and even younger. And from experience I know perception can kill many good intentions and make people lose out on many golden opportunities. Most people I know carries emotional baggage, having been burned from past relationships, regardless of age. I have quite a number of younger friends (male and female), ages ranging from 21-27 and are currently forming a good friendship (with a healthy dose of chemistry) with a guy 9 years my junior. Without being patronizing, I can tell you very honestly ALL of them have got a few hang-ups in the relationship department, things that I have come to identify as the small things that won’t matter later on in life but something that only experience and time will teach them. This just makes so much sense to me because I believe if a relationship is going to be exiting, there must be a spark so there’s bound to be fire eventually. But since it’s human nature, sometimes you get too close and you will get burned. Why should this be viewed as a negative?

Most people have baggage but very few deal with them and even less are honest about them.

Why do people fear it so much? This is what we are all about! Experiencing life - the good and the bad, the best and the worst, the pretty and the ugly, the highs and the lows - embrace it and take lessons from that. In this way older women are therefore more experienced which undeniably will make them more guarded, but I don’t believe that prevents them from enjoying life. On the contrary. I believe this equips us better to handle life situations more realistically, because we are at a stage where we really know ourselves, what we want, where and how and when we let our hair down, we do it with confidence but also caution, something which might be viewed as reservations. We are more in sync with our needs, emotionally, sexually, physically. And if you have emerged as strong as you know you can be, we are not intimidated by relationships, we are not inhibited by society’s rules and prescripts that a woman should carry herself as a “lady” - a word I personally don’t take kind to ’cause that just puts you in a box or category of acceptable behaviour.

I want a lady…a woman who can be soft, gently and wild when necessary. And one who makes me feel like a man because I will make her feel like a woman. Like my princess…she will have found her prince as well.

Now this may sound harsh, but this is my honest opinion. Your criteria creates the impression that you are also still carrying hang-ups from being burned by past relationships and have not quite dealt with it. Don’t let that cloud your judgement Ramon. I read in an article in the Cosmopolitan once that we should give every person that expresses interest in us a fair chance by just talking to them at least, regardless of our own set criteria. At first I reacted negatively, thinking that since I love myself and I want the best, why should I compromise? But I thought about it for a long time and realized just how unrealistic my criteria really were. How would you know if there aren’t something just so purely perfect and right, made just for you, if one can’t see past things like looks or age. I found the most beautiful people under less attractive exteriors, or a few wrinkles or even under a bit of emotional baggage. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve still got that criteria, but I’ve moved it to the back now, I prefer to get to know someone first these days before I just dismiss them as too short, or too serious or too old/young or too full of it, etc.

I have dealt with all past issues. Thank you for asking. The door is closed on the past for me. When you quote Cosmopolitan I roll on the floor laughing (ROFL) because if the advice from magazine’s worked why are women still so unhappy? I have spoken to hundreds of women, older and younger and finding a real man, a man who has his life together, who is stable, secure, intelligent, has a sense of humour, and creative is very rare find indeed. Quoting Cosmo is like quoting the the outcome of a relationship of a soap opera - it’s just not real.

I have said a lot now, definitely more than what you may have bargained for. I hope you view it in the light it was intended, an honest and as objective as possible opinion. I don’t expect of you to give me any specifics of why you believe so strongly that your criteria is unfaultable, I will rest my case and respect them as your choices.

Younger people might be more open to experiment with new things, trends, etc, but that is usually due to their understanding of what is expected from them being in a certain age group or grouped in a specific generation. Older people have been there, done that and found other priorities or emphasis in their lives.

Younger women, especially in South Africa is growing up with more freedom, freedom from discrimination, freedom from racial prejuidice and freedom from society rules to a large extent. Technology like the Internet and cellphones break down more barriers to allow for direct communication then ever before. Younger people who make good choices in dating can be happier when they get older. When a women has reached 30+ and has never married it proves my point how many misguided mistakes women make in their choices of guys they date when younger. The best age for a women to get married is between 25-30.

Truthfully: from my experience people’s openness to experiment or try new things are not limited to age at all. It is in most cases a state of mind and depends entirely on the type of person/personality, regardless of age.

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