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Joke of the Day: Mbeki, Zuma, Fraser-Moleketi and Dlamini-Zuma

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Joke of the Day: Mbeki, Zuma, Fraser-Moleketi and Dlamini-Zuma

Mbeki, Jacob Zuma, Geraldine Fraser-Moleketi and Manto Tsabalala Msimang were flying together in the President’s jet. Thabo Mbeki suddenly said: “You know what. I can throw a R500 right now out of this window and make someone happy.”

Jacob Zuma said: “I can throw five R 100 notes out of the window and I will make 5 people unbelievably happy.”

Geraldine said: “I will give government employees 7.25% salary increase and make millions happy”.

Manto said : “I will can throw ten R 50 notes out of the window and make 10 people very, very happy.”

The one pilot looks at the other and says:
“Listen to those 4 showoffs at the back… I can throw all 4 of them out of the window right now and I will make the whole country very happy!”

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13 Comments

  1. NOMTIE
    NOMTIE April 9, 2008 at 10:32 PM .

    thats not funny at all.

  2. mndeni
    mndeni July 31, 2008 at 12:53 PM .

    boring as hell

  3. Madonna
    Madonna October 26, 2008 at 11:29 PM .

    Lol…yea some of us will be happy

  4. Thuthuka
    Thuthuka April 7, 2009 at 1:19 PM .

    Not funny come up something better.

  5. jessica
    jessica May 3, 2009 at 6:58 PM .

    well that joke ain’t funny at all. and that person who wrote that,………well i don’t think you have much of a sense of humour

  6. cammy
    cammy May 4, 2009 at 10:53 AM .

    VERY GOOD LOL

  7. Zinhle
    Zinhle May 8, 2009 at 4:04 PM .

    Sux!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. THEMBANI
    THEMBANI May 10, 2009 at 7:52 PM .

    LAW OF SOUTH AFRICA IS THE LAW THAT EVERY MEN THINK IS NOT THE MEN BECOUSE THE PRISONS ARE PRADE OF BEING GANG

  9. mthulisi
    mthulisi May 11, 2009 at 10:19 PM .

    thats a very very boring joke sis

  10. mpho
    mpho March 15, 2011 at 2:29 PM .

    LOL! that was funny$!

  11. lazola
    lazola March 30, 2011 at 1:36 PM .

    that is a bad joke to tell it has been done and dusted

  12. Royal
    Royal November 12, 2011 at 2:25 PM .

    Trully speaking it sucks like hell

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