Category archives: Humour

Not All Thieves Are Stupid


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This gives us something to think about with all our new electronic technology. GPS A couple of weeks ago a friend told me that someone she knew had their car broken into while they were at a football game. Their car was parked on the green which was adjacent to the football stadium and specially …

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Rich Dad, Poor Dad personified!


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Jack, a smart businessman, talks to his son Jack: I want you to marry a girl of my choice Son : “I will choose my own bride”. Jack: “But  the girl is Bill Gates’s daughter.” Son : “Well, in that  case…” Next Jack approaches Bill Gates. Jack: “I have a husband for your daughter.” Bill …

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Forrest Gump goes to Heaven


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The day finally arrived. Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed, and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper. St. Peter said, ‘Well, Forrest, it is certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about you. I must tell you, …

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Imagine a world without Social Networking


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Imagine there’s no Facebook It’s easy if you try No “Friends” or “Status” No pages you can “Like” Imagine all the people Living yesterday… Imagine there’s no Linkedin It isn’t hard to do No “Add connections” No “People you may know” Imagine all the people Living in the past… You may say, I’m a luddite …

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