PLATO: For the greater good. * ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads. * SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it. * MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR: … I envision a world where all chickens will be free…
Mbeki, Jacob Zuma, Geraldine Fraser-Moleketi and Manto Tsabalala Msimang were flying together in the President’s jet. Thabo Mbeki suddenly said: “You know what. I can throw a R500 right now out of this window and make someone happy.” Jacob Zuma said, “I can throw five R100 notes out of the window and I will make…
You may or may not have seen this clip before. Borat has certainly entered the mainstream with the hit movie from 2006. Borat, in his usual casual style, introduces the topic and explains in a bewildered manner how American women will not get married unless you date them first. Where it comes from, in Kazakhstan,…
Who is Mr Deity? Your friendly neighbourhood omnipotent, omnipresent God or as Dr John Demartini says, Grand Organised Designer. This hilarious send-up was created by Brian Keith Dalton. This is one of those shows popping up on YouTube, along with the likes of Chad Vader, that has the potential for mainstream success. In fact Brian’s…
Friendship between Women: A woman didn’t come home one night. The next day, she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend’s house. The man called his wife’s 10 best friends. None of them knew about it. Friendship between Men: A man didn’t come home one night. The next day, he told…