Then and Now – how times have changed
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Humour
Forrest Gump goes to Heaven
The day finally arrived. Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven.
He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed, and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper.
St. Peter said, 'Well, Forrest, it is certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about you. I must tell you, though, that the place is filling up fast, and we have been administering an entrance examination for everyone. The test is Read More → Imagine a world without Social Networking
Imagine there's no Facebook
It's easy if you try
No "Friends" or "Status"
No pages you can "Like"
Imagine all the people
Living yesterday...
Imagine there's no Linkedin
It isn't hard to do
No "Add connections"
No "People you may know"
Imagine all the people
Living in the past...
You may say, I'm a luddite
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will be unplugged
Imagine there's no Twitter
I wonder if you can
No tweets or "fail whale"
A social media ban
Imagine all the people
Sharing only words...
You may say, I'm a luddite,
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will be unplugged
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Church sings with a sense of humour
If only all religion was filled with humour, the world would be better place. My good friend Reuel Leach emailed me this wonderful images today:
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Education as seen by children
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How Indians do arranged marriage in 21st century
Rajpat (the father): Son, I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Son: "I will choose my own bride!!!"
Rajpat: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter.."
Son: "Well, in that case... Ok"
Next Rajpat approaches Bill Gates.
Rajpat: "I have a husband for your daughter...."
Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!!!!!"
Rajpat: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case... Ok"
Finally Rajpat goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Rajpat: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.."
President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"
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AI DIE AFRIKAANS !!
Sex is soos 'n payslip.
Mens praat nie rerig daaroor nie, want dalk kry die ander ou meer as jy!!
Juffrou gee wiskunde
"Gertjie verstaan jy alles?" "Sjoe juffrou net so kol kol!" "Watter kol verstaan jy nie, Gertjie?" "Fokol juffrou, fokol!"
'n Les uit geskiedenis:
Rasse intergrasie is soos om kak en roomys te meng. Dit doen niks regtig aan die kak nie, maar dit fok die roomys heeltemal op!
Wangspiere
Wetenskap het bewys dat vrouens se wangspiere SO sterk is dat, as sy dikbek is, hou dit selfs haar Read More →
5 Minute Management Course
Lesson 1 :
A priest offered a Nun a lift.. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg... The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.' Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed Read More →Dating Vs Marriage
When you are dating .... Farting is never an issue.
When you are married .... You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times. When you are dating .... He takes you out to have a good time.
When you are married .... He brings home a 6 pack, and says "What are you going to drink?" When you are dating .... He holds your hand in public.
When you are married .... He flicks your ear in public. When you are dating .... A Single bed for 2 isn't THAT bad.
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When you are married .... You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times. When you are dating .... He takes you out to have a good time.
When you are married .... He brings home a 6 pack, and says "What are you going to drink?" When you are dating .... He holds your hand in public.
When you are married .... He flicks your ear in public. When you are dating .... A Single bed for 2 isn't THAT bad.
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Bill Hicks used to end his shows with this…
Life is like a ride in an amusement park and when you go on it and you think it's real, cause that's how powerful our minds are, and the ride goes up and down, and round and round. It has thrills and chills and its very brightly coloured. And it's very loud and its fun for a while. Some have been on it for a long time, and begin to question is this real or is this just a ride. And other Read More →