Dating Vs Marriage
When you are dating …. Farting is never an issue.When you are married …. You make sure there’s nothing flammable near your husband at all times. When you are dating …. He takes you out to have a good time.When you are married …. He brings home a 6 pack, and says “What are you […]
Mitch Hedberg Stand-up ComedianRIP
Ever heard of Mitch Hedberg? My friend Chris van Wyk recently brought it to my attention. What an awesome comedic talent. He’s jokes are so arb you cannot help yourself laughing your ass off. In fact, he comes across as someone who’s permanently high because his delivery is so laid back. It’s refreshing to have […]
Make laugh not war in Joburg
Last night I attended the really awesome “Make Laugh Not War” show at the Nelson Mandela Theatre in Braamfontein. The cast included Riaad Moosa (MC), Joey Rasdien, Afzal Khan, Mo Magic from South Africa, and international comedians Azhar Usman, Preacher Moss, Mo Amer from Allah Made Me Funny Muslim comedy tour. Riaad, a medical doctor […]
The question is: Why did the chicken cross the road?
PLATO: For the greater good. * ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads. * SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it. * MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR: … I envision a world where all chickens will be free […]
Joke of the Day: Mbeki, Zuma, Fraser-Moleketi and Dlamini-Zuma
Mbeki, Jacob Zuma, Geraldine Fraser-Moleketi and Manto Tsabalala Msimang were flying together in the President’s jet. Thabo Mbeki suddenly said: “You know what. I can throw a R500 right now out of this window and make someone happy.” Jacob Zuma said, “I can throw five R100 notes out of the window and I will make […]